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5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date Alex
MISC today i feel
[info]thisistheplan
Taking the cue from [info]harajuko_girl's recent post, I guess it means these are things that make you less "desirable" for dates or love affairs, a disclaimer of some sort.

These are 5 reasons why you should not date me.
  1. Unless I love you, you can't take me to some cheap restaurant. I am high maintenance when it comes to food. Unless I love you, don't even suggest going to one.
  2. I do not charge my phone too much. Similarly, I do not reply to messages immediately, sometimes it takes me days or weeks to get back to your simple, "how are you?!" message.
  3. I do not comb my hair. If you're so bothered by my uncombed disposition, get a straight-haired mannequin. (My hair is impossibly manageable. I could use soap and I'd have my hair bouncing happily to softness when it dries.)
  4. I refuse to spend too much on anything except technology, food, bookstore stuff and books. Spending for everything else should be kept to a minimum. So don't expect me to be fashionable or spend on clothes.
  5. I make silly poses when you take my photo. If it were still analog, it would take a whole reel of film just to get a decent shot of me. I am a blur movement by myself.


The Girl From Table 42
Proof of Retarded Photo.

Also, this is my most current photo. See, uncombed hair!

I have a list of why I'm the worst friend ever. Gagawin ko din to.

anong susunod? 5 reasons to date you? :)

can't have that, list might take too long.

lovettttt.

Also, these reasons will not deter a man who is really determined to have you hehe :D

Though I only order Spicy Tuyo and Champorado.

hahaha! So I unknowingly started a meme? LOL bukas gagawa naman akong listahan kung bakit nila ako dapat i-date. bwahahahaha! :)

gagayahin nga kita. saya maglist noh? :)

For some reason, I can eerily relate to the items on this list, especially #4!

ok. X ako sa lahat ng numero, except for 2. It can pass.

could you have a disclaimer, like:
0.0 I'm too smart and too cute to not date me, despite what you'll read below;

0.1 I have the ultimate crush for Zanjoe Marudo (eeeek!)

0.2 Although Zanjoe Marudo is hottt (eeeek!), I have a thing for flabs.

0.3 If you do not know what 'lose' & 'loose' are, and how to use and spell them correctly, FoFF!

parang may say ka diyan ah?

[info]thisistheplan

2009-11-11 03:34 pm (UTC)

wala kang say diyan, oy!

buti na lang hindi kita dinedate, che!!!