These are 5 reasons why you should not date me.
- Unless I love you, you can't take me to some cheap restaurant. I am high maintenance when it comes to food. Unless I love you, don't even suggest going to one.
- I do not charge my phone too much. Similarly, I do not reply to messages immediately, sometimes it takes me days or weeks to get back to your simple, "how are you?!" message.
- I do not comb my hair. If you're so bothered by my uncombed disposition, get a straight-haired mannequin. (My hair is impossibly manageable. I could use soap and I'd have my hair bouncing happily to softness when it dries.)
- I refuse to spend too much on anything except technology, food, bookstore stuff and books. Spending for everything else should be kept to a minimum. So don't expect me to be fashionable or spend on clothes.
- I make silly poses when you take my photo. If it were still analog, it would take a whole reel of film just to get a decent shot of me. I am a blur movement by myself.

Proof of Retarded Photo.
Also, this is my most current photo. See, uncombed hair!
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2009-11-10 10:02 am (UTC)
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Also, these reasons will not deter a man who is really determined to have you hehe :D
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2009-11-11 09:24 am (UTC)
could you have a disclaimer, like:
0.0 I'm too smart and too cute to not date me, despite what you'll read below;
0.1 I have the ultimate crush for Zanjoe Marudo (eeeek!)
0.2 Although Zanjoe Marudo is hottt (eeeek!), I have a thing for flabs.
0.3 If you do not know what 'lose' & 'loose' are, and how to use and spell them correctly, FoFF!
parang may say ka diyan ah?
2009-11-11 03:34 pm (UTC)
buti na lang hindi kita dinedate, che!!!